15 minutes into watching last night's premiere episode of The Bachelorette and I was dying to get to the credits to confirm that Ashton Kutcher was an executive producer and that newest Bachelorette, Ashley, was getting Punk'd. Otherwise, who in the hell did she piss off at ABC to deserve this cast of rejects, losers, evil masterminds and possible homicidal maniacs. Oh, and the guy with the mask fetish.
Of course, this will be her problem to deal with week to week with but my joy to watch. I will tell you truthfully that I am sad to see that both the creepy butcher and the alcoholic narcoleptic were sent home so early.
So who is your early frontrunner? I have to give some love to Jeff (a/k/a the Mask Guy) for no other reason than his sheer dedication to the schtick.
Check back soon for a full rundown of the mentestants, the early drama and the rules for the "Ashley cries, everyone drink," drinking game.